Heshikiri Hasebe x Reader - The Art of Merajuk

A/n: I Apologize for MIA-ing for SO LONG, College life isn't easy with all the drama going on. I will be having my internship during May, ain't got no time for writing.

  Having to take care of 50 plus sword boys, it was not easy for Y/n. Each sword boy has a distinct personality and attitude, however.... Y/n had to cope with ALL of them. Although Y/n had chosen the ever loyal Heshikiri Hasebe as her retainer, her work load had yet to lessen.

"Aruji! Look at this pretty skirt I found, it's so fluffy." Midare spoke out as (s)he twirled in it.

"Midare, is that mine? I haven't wore that!" Y/n screeched as she chases Midare.

The citadel was lively after the arrival of Juzumaru, the genji brothers, Muramasa and more of the toushirous much to Hasebe's dismay.

"Aruji, are you married?" Was the first question that Houchou asked when he first came back from the Osaka castle hunt. That scared the living daylights out of everyone especially Hasebe. 

"Why would you ask that?" Y/n replied with a smile.

"i like married women and they give me sweets." Houchou replied without hesitation, whereas Hasebe was giving Ichigo a death glare at the background.

  Ever since that, Houchou had been seen sleeping in Y/n's room with her on the same fuuton. Hasebe's close to vent out at anyone that he came across with in the hallways.

"Are you sure you are not jealous? Hasebe-kun?" Mitsutada teased.

"I. Am. NOT. JEALOUS!" Hasebe angrily shouted and broke the broom he has holding.

"Well... They call you pressure cutter for nothing." Mitsutada joked.

 Later.... There was a Shokudaikiri Mitsutada buried in the gardens.

     During dinner time, Y/n was helping out in the kitchen much to Kasen's dismay. They all know that Y/n tends to over season the food before cooking.

"Aruji, please just chop the meat and vegetables. Don't do anything else." Kasen told her elegantly.

"Pooo... No fun." Y/n pouted.

Meanwhile, the odagumi swords were having their own meeting regarding Hasebe's 'anger issues' towards a lot of people.

"You're really jealous. You buried Shokudaikiri this morning, you almost killed Ichi-nii in the morning when you saw Houchou in aruji's room." Yagen spoked out.

"I am not!" Hasebe defended himself.

Dinner was lively as everyone fought to sit near Y/n, the winners of the week were the precious Awataguchi tantous. Hasebe had to sit farthest from Y/n.

"There... There... Jiji is here to comfort you." Mikazuki petted Hasebe to console him.


    Hasebe was waiting for Y/n at her quaters, he was pouting and sulking. Y/n was shocked to see him there.

"What are you doing here?" She asked.

Hasebe just hugged her muffled incoherent noises into her hair. Y/n just let out a small chuckle.

"I miss you wifey." He mumbled as he hugged her.

"I miss you too, at least houchou is old enough not to come in to my room." Y/n chuckled.

"Hmph, I want my wife back." Hasebe grumbled as he continued to pouted.

Y/n just giggled as she kissed Hasebe, they laid on the fuuton till morning.